I have been on a date
with my bed and How I Met Your Mother all day. Boy am I a lazy bum.
theskro replied to your post: Dear person blowing a horn outside. I think they’ll see this and stop, good idea Stfu, I was venting.
Dear person blowing a horn outside.
I realize you are very drunk. But it is fucking Sunday night (Monday morning). Shut the fuck up. Don’t you have class tomorrow? Don’t you have to be a productive member of society? Go to your room and shut the fuck up. Thank you.
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
captaincrabgrass replied to your post: I have been having so many scary movie dreams. Either you watch scary movies a lot or you watched them recently. I haven’t watched a scary movie in a while. And I do watch them a lot, but it hasn’t been for a while. But like, these have been where I (and my friend) are the ones getting tortured. Its really weird.
I have been having so many scary movie dreams.
Not nightmares (nightmares would scare me). Dreams that have thing thats occur in horror films. Either I have a demented mind or I don’t know…
Anonymous asked: will you ever do a topless tuesday?
Anonymous asked: the monkies will strike at dawn.
John Lennon: When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.
I cannot even begin to describe
how happy I am that you aren’t in my life anymore. The pain and suffering you caused me was absolutely unbearable. And to be honest, I don’t even understand why I put up with it for so long. I am SO happy that that stage of my life is over, and I have moved on and found someone. He’s my best friend. He was the one who was there when I was trying to get over you. Someone who sat...